if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it
Watch the Queen of England age through bank notes.
The joke’s on both of you
You end up dating each other
"Lift me, human!"
Boys Will never understand
I’m a girl and I barely understand why we have so fucking many. I can’t tell the difference. Tf
im a boy and i thought these were vibrators at first
I thought they cleaned shit
Amateurs all of you
lava really pisses me off cuz like
i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and
i want to dip my hands in it
i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?